Violet's problems

A lot of people told me I look better in photos
Because I always got the right angle
Violet you are cute, violet you are sweet...
Who doesn't like compliments?


I love to smile,
But my smile could be very fake, yeah really fake


I act cute sometimes, although I looked like a piglet most of the time (Objection! Piglet is superr cute!)
I don't care if you think I'm cute or "maid-nene", I love self-portraits/camwhoring and wouldn't stop it


If you think I'm happy all of the time...



I actually have some problems which you wouldn't know if I don't tell





What the hell is my problem?
HhhHhhmmmmm.....





Yes, c.o.n.s.t.i.p.a.t.i.o.n.



If you dislike me, it's okay
I wouldn't like people who doesn't like me, I hate people hate me hate my family hate my friends hate my loved one hate my photos hate my blog hate violet hate everything about violet...



If you hate me it's okay, but don't slap me...



If you think I will look like this after you slap me,



You are terribly w.r.o.n.g.



I will haunt you tonight





So,
what are my other problems?
Just a gentle reminder, never do this in public
(I couldn't control myself, that's my problem)

Never do this after meals


Never dig your nose although your fingers are itchy and want to find a hole to dig, hahaha


Never do this in buses, I'm sure you don't want to be blind if the bus forced to make an emergency stop (stray cats wild dogs...)


Always remember to use cotton buds to clean your ears but not fingers


Don't forget to wash your hair everyday/alternate days
Bad hair day? Don't do this! I know your scalp is itchy to death


Because...
If you do all of the above actions in public
People might think you are nuts




Don't believe?
Repeat these actions in 5 minutes! And see if I'm right :P
Hahaha











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